Tiles

On Saturday I was in Glasgow to meet D who'd travelled down fron Inverness. She's recently moved from Arizona (although she is in fact German... Phew!). Anyway we had a lovely time chatting for 17 hours.

Of course Saturday was also the day that Scotland played France (or should I say beat France but we won't go into that :-) )and as such Glasgow was full of men in kilts. And what a variety there were of both. I was however only looking at the kilts! Some of the new modern ones (kilts I mean) are really good looking and it amazes me how easy they fit in with various shirts and t shirts. However it must be said trainers without socks do absolutely nothing for a kilt so guys please take note. Now chunky socks and boots they are a different matter as well as that nice open necked laced shirt (no not as in lace but as in laces that you do up or undo as the case may be) but please definitely no to trainers.

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.

She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch,
totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled
the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for John to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to
no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there
so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?